theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
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My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong
once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

